1 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,322 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 2 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,683 So, what, I drank the whole bottle of Baileys. 3 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,211 - Whoa! - Welcome to the news! 4 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,244 MAN: Hmm, Pete, it's time for your close-up. Just kidding. 5 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,806 Um, my name's Johnny. I play guitar. 6 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,403 I'm Perry, and I, uh, play the guitar, and I sing. 7 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,091 Gary. Drums. 8 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,446 Pete. I'm drunk. 9 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,044 - Did you say, "I'm drunk"? - I'm drunk. 10 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,090 PERRY: We're supposed to be conducting an interview. 11 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,282 Does your band suck or is your band good? 12 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,164 - Suck, suck! - Well... 13 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,282 (CROWD CHEERS) 14 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,169 15 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,170 16 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,806 17 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,322 18 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:56,251 19 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,569 20 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,643 21 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,525 22 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,809 23 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,561 24 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,967 25 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,525 26 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,007 27 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,851 28 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,406 29 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,569 30 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,124 31 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,005 32 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,086 33 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,043 34 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,924 (CROWD CHEERS) 35 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,442 36 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,127 37 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,720 38 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,763 39 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,282 40 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,405 41 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,329 42 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,044 43 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,441 44 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,927 45 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,725 46 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:19,049 47 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,804 48 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,400 49 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,802 50 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,767 51 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,563 (CROWD CHEERS) 52 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,601 Yeah. 53 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,722 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 54 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,646 Oh, shit! 55 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,040 Oh, shit! Hey! 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,843 Wait, wait! 57 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,689 - Check it out. - PERRY: Excuse me. 58 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,882 - GARBAGE MAN: It's Miller time! - Excuse me. 59 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,890 - What's the matter with you, Miller? - I forgot to put my cans out again. 60 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,445 Like we never heard that before. 61 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,324 Come on. Help me out. It's my birthday. 62 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:23,126 - Ah, you know that can't happen, man. - Oh, come on! 63 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,644 - (STRUMS GUITAR) - Hey, Salome. 64 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,127 - Hey. - Hey, use a coaster. 65 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,969 How many times have I gotta tell you? 66 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,323 Why? It's not a big deal, Daddy. It's just juice. 67 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,683 It is a big deal. It'll leave a ring and Mom will go apeshit and blame me. 68 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,046 What's "apeshit" mean? 69 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,924 Oh, gimme my guitar. 70 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,886 71 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,326 72 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,848 people think I'm a bad dad 73 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,486 - - OK, OK, Dad. OK. 74 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,840 All right. 75 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,844 See how easy that is? 76 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,051 You're crazy, Daddy. 77 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,202 (HAIRDRYER WHIRS) 78 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,729 Hey! Good morning, sexy. 79 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,326 - WOMAN: What? Sorry, what? - (HAIRDRYER TURNS OFF) 80 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,807 - I said hi. - WOMAN: Oh, hi, hon. 81 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,123 - Hey, are you up for a little quickie? - (CHUCKLES) Very funny. 82 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,850 I have to be in court in 20 minutes. 83 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,362 Well, all I need is five. OK, four. 84 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,724 Hey, I just wanna say I'm sorry in advance. It was an oversight. 85 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:34,162 - What's that supposed to mean? - I forgot to get the cans out again. 86 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,204 Oh, Perry! Come on! That's two weeks in a row! 87 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,481 I know. I'm sorry. 88 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:43,208 But I figured today is a special occasion, so I've earned a free pass. 89 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,124 Ah, what's the special occasion? 90 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,209 You know, special. 91 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,441 What? 92 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,848 - You know. - No. What? 93 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,041 You're joking, right? 94 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,527 Oh, Perry! Come on! You're slowing me down. I'm late. 95 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,324 (SNICKERS) Wow. 96 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,570 Hey! How you doing, man? 97 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,451 Oh, boy! Happy birthday! 98 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,086 Oh, man! Thanks. 99 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,726 I think Mommy forgot. Can you believe that? 100 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,888 All right, who wants breakfast? 101 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,128 SALOME: I want breakfast! 102 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,605 Right there. 103 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,127 All right, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into. 104 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,605 Salome, you want a cookie? 105 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,485 - Really? - Yeah. It's a special occasion. 106 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,204 What's the special occasion? 107 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,891 Your talent show tonight. Aren't you gonna rock the house? 108 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,923 - Yeah, I guess. - What do you mean, you guess? 109 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,401 - Say, "Hell, yeah, Daddy!" - Hell, yeah, Daddy! 110 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,251 - Boom! There you go. Are you nervous? - No. 111 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,600 It's OK if you are. 112 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,929 I'm not really nervous, but can I have another cookie? 113 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,326 - Of course. - Yes. 114 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,250 Can you do me a huge favor, babe, and come home at your lunch? 115 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,924 - Why is she having a cookie? - (MOUTH FULL) It's a special occasion. 116 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,570 Oh, what's the special occasion? 117 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,490 - It's my... - No, no, no. Don't say anything. 118 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,523 - Guess, Mom. - Mm-hm. 119 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,291 OK, wait. Let me see. 120 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,165 Could it be... your talent show? 121 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,924 - Mm-hm! - PERRY: Yes! 122 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,246 The talent show. 123 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,729 'Cause we celebrate important milestones in this house 'cause that's what we do. 124 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,360 OK. Do you want a waffle, Salome? 125 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,289 No, Dad's gonna fix me some apeshit. 126 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,483 - (CHUCKLES) - Did she just say "apeshit"? 127 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,965 I think she heard that at school. 128 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,889 Anyways, my parents are coming in today, 129 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,606 and I need you to come home on your lunch break and let them in. 130 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,529 The punisher is coming? 131 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,803 Yes, I told you that, and they're coming at noon. 132 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,605 Oh, which reminds me, will you go pick up Salome's new guitar? 133 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,650 She's gonna need it for the show tonight, OK, and please... 134 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,001 - Yeah, yeah, I'll do it. - ...don't lose it. 135 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,886 - I won't lose it. - Great. Gotta go. I'm late. Love you. 136 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,490 - I love you. - Mwah, mwah, mwah. 137 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,523 - Don't forget my parents. - I won't forget. 138 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:53,202 - Whoa, didn't you change his diaper? - I think I forgot. 139 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,484 I don't know how. He smells like a porta-potty. OK... 140 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,607 (STRUMS GUITAR) 141 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,728 (PLAYS CHORDS) 142 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,921 (PLAYS ROCK MUSIC) 143 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,368 (GUITAR MUSIC DROWNS SINGING) 144 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,401 (SHOUTS) Dad! 145 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,245 We're gonna be late. 146 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,365 Come on, Dad. 147 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,723 Hey, what do you think of your playhouse? 148 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,002 My playhouse? It's kinda boring. 149 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,282 Really? That sucks. It's supposed to be fun. 150 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,720 A little fun, I guess. 151 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,810 Oh, nah, it sucks. I'm a shitty carpenter. 152 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,843 I don't know what to sing tonight, Daddy. 153 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,486 - I know, but I haven't figured out. - You haven't decided? 154 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,762 - Right. - Well, what do you wanna sing? 155 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,769 I don't know. Maybe like the Dead Kennedys. 156 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,564 PERRY: Dead Kennedys? 157 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,490 That... that would be funny, but, uh, I don't know, 158 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,410 there's, like, a bunch of families and kids and stuff. 159 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,887 - SALOME: Oh, yeah. - PERRY: But sing whatever you want. 160 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,685 My band never decided till the last second. 161 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,127 Daddy... what do you do? 162 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,084 (CHUCKLES) What do I do? What does that mean? 163 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,328 Well, it's just because it's Career Day, 164 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,091 and we're supposed to talk about our parents' careers. 165 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,602 Well, I don't know, just say I'm in a band, or something. 166 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,404 But you're not in a band. 167 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,761 Yes, I am. We're just taking a temporary hiatus. 168 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,689 What's a temporary hiatus? 169 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:58,730 (CHUCKLES) It's a fancy way of saying we're taking a break. 170 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,841 Oh. 171 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,688 I don't know, why don't you just talk about Mom? 172 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,401 How she's a public defender, and all that important stuff. 173 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,045 OK. 174 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,810 You don't have to mention me. Come on. 175 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,291 Let's do it. 176 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,125 (BELL RINGS) 177 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,366 Get to school. Have fun. 178 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,881 Hey, Dean! Arrest that man. 179 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,011 Take him in for questioning. 180 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,567 I'm trying to get him to join Dads' Group but I don't think it's working. 181 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,603 - What's he being, a pussy? - A little bit. 182 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,802 Oh, come on. Don't be a pussy-pussy guy. 183 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,524 (CHUCKLES) OK. 184 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,610 Hey, we're just joking. We don't really think you're a pussy. 185 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,449 I don't even know how that got started. 186 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,723 That was me. I was just trying to be funny. I'm sorry. 187 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,569 You guys are pretty weird, man. 188 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,842 Dads' Group. We need somebody cool like you. 189 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,521 Honestly, if you think I'm cool, then your Dads' Group is kinda hurting. 190 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,210 (ALL LAUGH) 191 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,402 - We're just messing with you. - There he goes. 192 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,322 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 193 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,761 OWNER: Hey, Perry. 194 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,806 Got it for you. 195 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,603 Salome's first guitar. 196 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,370 This is what my wife picked out? 197 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,130 Yeah. What do you think? 198 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,568 - Why is there a dinosaur on it? - (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 199 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,569 I think it's a decal. It probably comes off. 200 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,330 (STRUMS GUITAR) 201 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,124 It sounds all right, I guess. 202 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,767 Oh, can I tell you something? I have to tell somebody. 203 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,046 - What happened? - Hmm. 204 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,323 I'm dating this French chick. Ingrid is her name. 205 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,848 25. Oh, smokin' hot. 206 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,281 Anyway, she invites me to Paris for a dinner party. 207 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,209 I'm like, "Yeah, I like dinner." 208 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,164 So, we get there. Have you ever flown first class? 209 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,850 Uh, no. 210 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,561 The seats are like the size of my car, 211 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,605 which means two people... fft, fft, fft. 212 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,121 And that's your story? You had sex on a plane? 213 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,409 No. I mean, yes, but, no, that is not the story. 214 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,482 So, get to Paris. 215 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,731 Here's the dinner party table. 216 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:14,051 - Me, Ingrid, Mom, Dad, Paul McCartney. - Oh, come on! 217 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,605 Dude, I know. It's like... 218 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,530 I think her dad's like an ambassador, or something. Mmm... 219 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,449 - Come on. - Mm-hm. 220 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:24,804 Anyway, dinner's over. Parents go upstairs. She's passed out on the couch. 221 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,891 It's just me and Paul, hanging out, just shooting the shit, 222 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,482 and then he pulls out a guitar, and we start jammin'. 223 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,161 - What? - I sang Let It Be. I sang Yesterday. 224 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,806 - I sang Glass Onion. - You gotta be kidding me. 225 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,530 - Dude... - You're lying. 226 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,642 - No, I am not lying. - You liar. 227 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,491 I will show you. Paul gave me his number. 228 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,601 Macca! 229 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,329 That is what happens when you fly by the seat of your pants first class. 230 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,811 Boom! 231 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,603 So, how was your night? 232 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,166 My night? My night was awesome. 233 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,889 I watched House Hunters and went to bed. 234 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,044 - You watched what? House Hunters? - Oh, man, never mind. 235 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,602 (CHUCKLES) All right, man. You want that guitar? Should I wrap that up for you? 236 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,530 Yeah, how much is that one over there? 237 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,802 Oh, don't be ridiculous. That's a limited edition. 238 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,968 I'm not even sure I'd be willing to sell that. 239 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,007 I'll tell you what, though. I'll trade you for the L6. 240 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,124 - Pfft! Are you kidding me? - (CHUCKLES) Come on. It's a thought. 241 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,248 Dude, I've had that guitar my whole life. 242 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,442 It's like trading my wife and kids. 243 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,291 You know what? Just give me the dinosaur one. 244 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,289 - Yeah, I'll get you a strap. - It's fine. 245 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,166 (DOOR CLOSES) 246 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,922 (SIREN WAILS IN THE DISTANCE) 247 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,484 (SHOP BELL DINGS) 248 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,331 - Sorry, man. - There he is. 249 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,126 Perry Miller, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for joining us, Perry. 250 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,849 Only 30 minutes late. No big deal. 251 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,930 Can I get you anything? Any coffee? 252 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,402 How about a donut? You know what? Let me run out and get you a buttered bagel. 253 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,443 I had to pick up Salome's guitar. 254 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,210 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 255 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,570 That's cool. 256 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,682 There's always something with you, man. 257 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,366 Must be nice to be you. Are you cool? 258 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,680 I'm great. Thanks for being early. 259 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,484 Terrific. 260 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,801 - PERRY: Hey? - Yeah? 261 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,684 You're a great brother. 262 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,564 ( 263 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,051 (LOCK CLICKS) 264 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,690 - Hey, man. - Hey, what's up? 265 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,924 We gotta talk. 266 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,485 OK. What's up? 267 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,125 I just had a guy come in 268 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,847 and say that you recommended ammonia for his marble countertops. 269 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,042 - Why would you do that? - (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 270 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,124 Maybe because I don't have anything that has marble in it? 271 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,450 OK, this is our business, 272 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,961 and we're supposed to be experts on every product in the store. 273 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,764 - That's how it works. - Experts? 274 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,008 - That's right. Experts. - Give me a break. 275 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,565 - I'm being serious. - Yeah, yeah. 276 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,484 Honestly, we have a real problem. 277 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,847 - (SIGHS) What? - We're gonna have to talk about it. 278 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,890 - What are we gonna do about this? - Do we have to do this right now? 279 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,964 Yeah, we have to do it right now. Please don't push me, OK? 280 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,082 And stop walking away when I'm talking to you. 281 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,164 - Hey, do you know today's my birthday? - Come on. Your birthday? 282 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,641 - (SHOP BELL DINGS) - Birthdays are for kids, Perry. 283 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,445 I know! It's just... Dude, never mind. 284 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,728 - How old are you? - 40. 285 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,730 OK, well, happy birthday. That's great. 286 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,927 (SIGHS) 287 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,367 What are you gonna do today? Hang out? Party tonight? 288 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,251 Karen forgot. 289 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,042 She forgot? That sucks! 290 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,406 You forgot too! 291 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,846 No, I didn't. I-I thought it was, like, tomorrow. 292 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,121 (SIGHS) 293 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,811 - You want me to call her? - No, no, no. 294 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,161 She's got enough on her plate so don't say anything. 295 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,645 - OK. - So just drop it. 296 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,240 - Promise me you won't say anything. - I'm not gonna say anything. 297 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,364 All right, if the lecture's over, I gotta go finish working. 298 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,768 Hey, look, you know what I think? I think you should take the day off. 299 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,327 Blow off some steam, find your buddies, throw a little party for yourself. 300 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,841 - I don't wanna do that. - I was about to put this in the safe. 301 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,770 Here, I want you to take some of this money. Two, three... 302 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,211 What is that? 303 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,851 - It's $500. - No, I'm not taking that. 304 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,368 Yeah, you are. You're actually gonna take 1,000. That's 1,000. 305 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,642 And, please, Perry, get it out of your system. 306 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,404 - I don't want this. - Yes, take it. 307 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,568 I'm tired of you loafing around this place, OK? 308 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,042 You're late all the time, your hair's a mess, you... 309 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,361 You look like a goblin. 310 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,131 You don't know jack shit about hardware, or the stuff we sell. 311 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,481 Oh, yes, I do. That's so not true. 312 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,728 OK. Well, what do we have in aisle ten? 313 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,808 - Aisle ten? - Yeah. 314 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,445 Soap. 315 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,085 - Soap? - Yeah, like dish soap. 316 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,762 - Wrong. - Um, wait. Um... hoses. No. 317 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,210 - Uh, shovels. - Wrong. 318 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,281 I know this. Hold on a second. It's like sink stuff. 319 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,289 OK, look, there is no aisle ten. 320 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,562 - All the aisles are lettered. - I knew that. 321 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,489 It's been like that from the beginning. 322 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,809 - I thought you meant something else. - Do me a favor. Have fun today, OK? 323 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,161 Enjoy your birthday. Blow it out, and then it's over. 324 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,770 OK? You got it? 325 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,483 All right, happy birthday. 326 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,290 Oh, and we don't sell dish soap. 327 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,925 It's a hardware store. 328 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,005 (SIGHS) 329 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,805 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 330 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,809 VOICEMAIL: Gary here. You know what to do. 331 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,127 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Gary, what's up, man. It's Perry. 332 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,641 How's it going? Hey, today's my birthday, man. 333 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,280 Um... and I'm thinking about having a party. 334 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,131 Like, a daytime blowout kinda party, 335 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,484 so... yeah, dude, um, soon as you get this, or... 336 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,045 You know what? I'll call you back. 337 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,208 As soon as I get a location, I'll call you back. 338 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,010 It's gonna be sick! Bye. 339 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,646 ( 340 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,522 (PIANO MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 341 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,487 - Hello. - One moment, please, sir. 342 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,766 All right. 343 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,009 - (SIGHS) - Cucumber water? 344 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,124 Yeah, sure. Thanks, man. 345 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,049 It's refreshing, isn't it? 346 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,967 - Oh, my God. - It took you a second. 347 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,526 - I know. Christy, what's up? - Hi. 348 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,411 How are you? 349 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,403 Um... I'm... I'm good. 350 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,646 You look good. 351 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,841 (SCOFFS) 352 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,849 - I don't know. Uh... - (LAUGHS) 353 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,724 I mean, how are you? You look amazing. 354 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,644 - Thanks. - Yeah. Wow. 355 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,250 So, what the hell's going on? 356 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,601 Um, nothing. Just working. 357 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,484 What, like, for the hotel or something? 358 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,571 No. I don't work for the hotel. I'm just staying here. I'm just in town. 359 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,762 - What about you? - Me? 360 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,406 - Yeah. Where do you live? - You know, still here in the city. 361 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,607 - Oh. - Yeah. 362 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,290 - Doing... - You're not checking in? 363 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,085 - Um... No, I am checking in. - Oh. 364 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,885 But it's kind of a... kind of a long story. 365 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,685 - Hmm. - CLERK: Welcome to The Drake, sir. 366 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,566 - Sorry to keep you waiting. - Oh, just give me one second, OK? 367 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,250 - At your leisure. - All right. 368 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,802 I'll let you... 369 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,331 - Oh, no, no, no. - ...finish up. 370 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,211 Um... awesome to see you. 371 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,765 You still say "awesome". 372 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,521 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, I guess I kinda do. 373 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,327 - Maybe I'll see you later. - All right. 374 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,121 - So, uh, what can I help you with? - Yeah, um... 375 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,846 - (MISPRONOUNCES) Rupert. - Rupert. 376 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,166 Oh! Rupert. 377 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,210 Yeah, I'm looking to get a room. 378 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,850 Oh, OK. 379 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,566 Well, let me see what we have available. 380 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,886 Man, I can't believe that. 381 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,961 What's that, sir? 382 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,722 Oh, I just... I haven't seen that chick in, like, 15 years. 383 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,690 Chick, sir? Oh... Was she an old flame? 384 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,086 Something like that. 385 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,601 Yeah. That's nice for you. 386 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,007 All right, well, we have a few options available. 387 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,647 I, uh, I assume you're looking for a single, sir? 388 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,367 I don't know, Rupert. Um... it's kind of a special occasion. 389 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,767 You got some kind of a suite? 390 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,769 - A suite? Well... - Yeah. 391 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,168 Oh, well, we have the... the Presidential, but, uh... 392 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,566 What's that? 393 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,920 It's very expensive. 394 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,560 Oh, cool. Can I take a look at it? 395 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,691 It's very, very expensive. 396 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,684 Well, I wanna see it. 397 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,570 - (LIFT BELL PINGS) - The Carlyle Suite. It's occupied. 398 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,050 And here we are. 399 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,650 The Presidential Suite. 400 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,407 Whoa! 401 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,841 Oh, my God, this is amazing. 402 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,247 Ten presidents have stayed in the suite. 403 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,920 It was last remodeled in 2010, 404 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,327 but it was restored to its original design. 405 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,684 Have you ever felt Egyptian cotton? 406 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,724 (CHUCKLES) What is this, a king size? 407 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,650 The dining room table is made from mahogany 408 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,082 that has been imported from Brazil. 409 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,089 Oh, my God, there's a kitchen in here? 410 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,685 Yes. 411 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,769 - What's this? A little whiskey? - Uh... 412 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,446 No, it's not a... a little whiskey. 413 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,487 This is a Maclarnan Reserve. 414 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,284 41 years. 415 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,689 Uh, this is perhaps the greatest whiskey that was ever distilled. 416 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,401 Is it any good? 417 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,088 No. No. It's not any good. 418 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,685 It's perfection. 419 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,963 It starts mellow, sweet. 420 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,404 A little fruity. 421 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,649 But you're gonna wanna hang on, 'cause it's about to get bold. 422 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,525 Suddenly, you taste the earth. 423 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,484 It's gritty. Like there's dirt in your mouth. 424 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,602 Smoky. Oaky. 425 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,290 Perfection. 426 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,171 It lingers for just a moment, 427 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,884 and then seamlessly transitions 428 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,211 into a peculiar finish of lemon, with a hint of cranberries. 429 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,006 And it's $1,000 a bottle. 430 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,327 So, let's just leave this here, 431 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,206 and let's go find you a Deluxe Queen with a minibar. 432 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,403 Well, wait, wait. How much is this room? 433 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,443 - Two. - Two what? 434 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,846 2,000. 435 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,962 $2,000 for one night? 436 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,491 This is not the Sheridan, sir. 437 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,165 No shit, Rupert. 438 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,443 Look, why don't we find you a very nice room. 439 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,211 - But something simpler? - I got an idea. 440 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,405 There's no one here, so... is there any wavering on the price? 441 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,729 (CHUCKLES) There's no wavering, sir. 442 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,805 Why is that so funny? 443 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,127 (CHUCKLES) It's not... it's not funny. 444 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,809 (PERRY SIGHS) 445 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,126 So, do you want it? 446 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,129 (SIGHS) 447 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,122 Can I do, like, half cash, half credit? 448 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,887 VOICEMAIL: Gary here. You know what to do. 449 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,731 Gary! It's on, dude! 450 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,448 I'm at The Drake Hotel, the Presidential Suite, 451 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,562 and it's pretty sweet all right. 452 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,451 VOICEMAIL: Hi, it's John. Please leave a message. 453 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,484 Yo, Johnny! What's up? It's Perry. Hey, I'm having a party. 454 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,409 I'm at The Drake Hotel. 455 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,171 Uh, the Presidential Suite. 456 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,611 Uh, call me. Bye. 457 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,969 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Pete. Who are you? Leave a message. 458 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,811 PERRY: Hey, Pete. What's up, man? It's Perry Miller. 459 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,687 Hey, uh, I'm having a rad party today, so... give me a call. 460 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,963 VOICEMAIL: Gary here. You know what to do. 461 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,686 - (PHONE BEEPS) - PERRY: Gary, what's up, man? 462 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,484 It's Perry calling again. 463 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,001 Hey, I don't know if you're getting my messages, or what, 464 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,565 but, uh... give me a call, man. 465 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,763 I, um... wanna have this party, so... 466 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,490 All right, talk to you later. Bye. 467 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,284 (IMITATES MOTOR ENGINE) 468 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,725 (IMITATES CRASHING) 469 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,330 (DOORBELL RINGS) 470 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,801 - Who is it? - MAN: Room service. 471 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,444 Room service? 472 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,565 - I didn't order any room service. - (LAUGHING) 473 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,931 - Hey, Gary! What's up? - Birthday guy! 474 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,367 What's up, man? What's up, Johnny? 475 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,642 That was me doing room service. You knew that, right? 476 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,285 - Yeah, yeah. - This is Gypsy. 477 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,641 Hey, welcome to my party. Wow! 478 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,366 - Are we the first ones here? - Yeah. Hey, where's Pete? 479 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,767 - He's hungover, so he can't make it. - Oh. 480 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,690 - You have a kitchen in your hotel room. - Yeah, right? Wild, huh? 481 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,006 Unbelievable. What's this? 482 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,090 Uh, probably the finest bottle of Scotch ever made. 483 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,124 Uh, guys, finest bottle of Scotch ever made. You want a shot? 484 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,447 - JOHNNY: Yes! - Gypsy, you want a shot of Scotch? 485 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,688 No, no, no. Gary, you can't do shots of that stuff. 486 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,643 - Why not? - Because it's like an antique. 487 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,411 - You can't just gulp it down. - It's antique alcohol. 488 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,841 - It's, like, 1,000 bucks a bottle. - Oh, wow. 489 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,010 I mean, I'm very thirsty, so, you know, you're the host of the party and... 490 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,640 - Very funny. - I'm just kidding around. It's a joke. 491 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,081 - Wait, we're not gonna be doing shots? - No, we're not. 492 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,089 - Come on, Gary! - No, we're not doing shots. 493 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,281 All right, calm down. 494 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,643 Uh, let's get everything started, and Gypsy, you wanna get ready? 495 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,049 - Give him a happy birthday. - Give me a couple of minutes to change. 496 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,401 - Who's she? - OK, this is a birthday present. 497 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,329 She's a friend of mine, so it's a freebie. 498 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,410 - So, we're gonna put you... - What do you mean by freebie? 499 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,210 It means you need to relax. 500 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,608 Hey, Gypsy, where should I put him? Should I put him here? 501 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,566 - Fine. - All right, so sit here. Just relax. 502 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,686 Is she gonna strip? 503 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,251 No, I think she might just read us the Bible. 504 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,521 - (JOHNNY CHUCKLES) - Yeah. 505 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,369 She's a stripper. That's what she does. 506 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,642 All right? You rent out this whole huge suite. 507 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,410 What are we gonna do, play Scrabble? 508 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,524 Man, come on. You know, you don't wanna do shots of Scotch, OK? 509 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,324 It's too expensive. Right, have a beer. 510 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,442 - OK. Chill out. - All right. OK, all right. 511 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,404 We're your friends, OK? And by the way, she'll do anything you want. 512 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,891 Hey, you want a hummer? 513 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,526 Dude, don't say that. That's someone's daughter. 514 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:29,568 Shut it! Have a good time. This is a party, all right? 515 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,126 This is for you. This is... You wanted to go crazy, right? 516 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,004 - Yeah. - Well, this is going crazy. 517 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,049 All right, Gypsy, you ready? 518 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,809 Dude, if you don't want the hummer, I'll take it. I'll be the one freebie. 519 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,888 - Right? For me? - Yeah. 520 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,011 - You ready for this? - Whoo! 521 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,321 Mm-hm! 522 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,565 PERRY: Oh, man. 523 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,684 Oh... 524 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,530 - Do you dare touch it? - (JOHNNY CHUCKLES) 525 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,801 - Sure. Why not? - BOTH: No, no, no. No, no. 526 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,005 GYPSY: Guess not. 527 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,406 GARY: Whoo! 528 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,727 Do you need music? Do we have music around? 529 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,002 - GYPSY: Mm-hm. - (GARY BEATBOXES) 530 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,368 (JOHNNY JOINS IN) 531 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,961 GYPSY: Thank you. 532 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,446 Does that sound right? 533 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,245 Hey, do you mind using a coaster? 534 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,606 (CHUCKLES) 535 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,087 Seriously, can you put a coaster under that? 536 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680 - JOHNNY: Dude, are you serious? - Yeah. You, too. 537 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,885 - They're not even open! - Take the beers off the table. 538 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,081 There's a show going on. 539 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,611 - PERRY: Do it. - GARY: Stop! 540 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,131 - PERRY: One second. - GARY: Are you insane? 541 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,801 - Is this a joke? - Stop, stop, stop. It doesn't matter. 542 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,447 My table at home is full of rings. My kid never uses a coaster. 543 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,762 - There's a beautiful woman there. - OK. All right. 544 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,326 - (BEATBOXING CONTINUES) - Look that way. 545 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,121 That's for you! Yeah! Fun! 546 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,966 Yeah, hold on. Gimme one minute, OK? I'll be right back. 547 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,367 What are you doing to me? There's a woman right... 548 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,090 - I'm sorry. - (DOOR CLOSES) 549 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,886 Oh, my God. 550 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,883 What the hell's the matter with you? 551 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,480 All you ever talk about is hanging out with your buddies, 552 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,887 and now you're acting like a total freak. 553 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,764 My God, what the hell? 554 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,360 Hey, what's your problem? 555 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,608 - Nothing, man. I'm fine. - You're fine? 556 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,081 - Yeah. - Use a coaster? You sound like my mom. 557 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,363 I know, man. When you're in dad mode, you just think about stuff like that. 558 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,329 This isn't about you being a dad, all right? 559 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,768 This is about you celebrating 40 year... 40 years. 560 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,561 Think about that, right? It's party time. 561 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,125 You gotta celebrate that. 562 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,329 You can't get that time back. That should make you a little insane. 563 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,801 Oh, man. You're right. 564 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,526 Dude, my life is so straight now. I... 565 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,682 I watch House Hunters ten times a week. 566 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,366 Dude, I'm this close to losing my shit right now. 567 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,691 Then lose it. Lose your shit. I'm gonna lose my shit. Wanna lose your shit? 568 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,888 - Yeah. All right. - Let's lose it. Let's go insane. 569 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,764 - OK. - Let's do it. You deserve it. 570 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,006 - Right. - Celebrate it. 571 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,201 - You're right. - Right? 572 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,847 - (SIGHS) I miss the band, man. - Mm-hm. 573 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,486 You know, I just wanna get the band back on again. 574 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,523 I know. So here's what we're gonna do. 575 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,563 Let's lay it down like there's no tomorrow. 576 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,681 - All right. - Right? 577 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,801 - I-I know. - I'm with you. 578 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,166 - I'm in. - Feeling good? 579 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,209 PERRY: I'm in. Honestly, I feel great. 580 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,130 Gypsy, let's go. He's ready for some sexy-ass dancing. 581 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,931 You know what? I got something I gotta say. 582 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,686 Oh, speech! I'm gonna sit down for this, all right? 583 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,804 All right, yeah. We haven't hung out in a while so this is special to me. 584 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,281 All right, I may have a bad back 585 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,609 that aches every morning when I have to get out of bed. 586 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,246 I might have a wife and two kids, 587 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,442 and a mortgage to pay, but you know what? 588 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,326 There is a damn good chance that that TV flies out the window today. 589 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,930 That's what I'm talking about, man! 590 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,883 - Out the goddamn window! - Yes! 591 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,843 - Like the old days. - BOTH: Like the old days! 592 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,610 GARY: Yes, that's it! 593 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,042 - And I don't need a coaster! - You're a punk! Look at that! 594 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,289 - That's gonna leave a huge ring. - Ring that shit! 595 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,004 - Tremendous. - My phone's ringing. 596 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,441 - So what? - (PHONE RINGS) 597 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,561 It's my wife. 598 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,489 (SNICKERS) Don't answer it. 599 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,045 PERRY: I'm sure it's nothing. 600 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,401 Hey, baby. 601 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,488 KAREN: Why aren't you at the house right now? 602 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,601 The house? 603 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,882 My parents are waiting for you. They're locked out. 604 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,651 Remember? You're supposed to let them in at your lunch break. 605 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,768 Oh, damn it. Oh... 606 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,210 I'm so sorry. OK. 607 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,846 I'll be right there. OK, I'm sorry. Bye. 608 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,609 My in-laws are locked out. 609 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,131 So what? I don't care. 610 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,890 I have to let 'em in. 611 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,082 I told you not to answer the phone, dumb ass. 612 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,720 I know. I have to let 'em back in. 613 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,922 Can't they just break in or something? 614 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,520 Gimme a break, Gary. They can't break in the house. 615 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,961 We've got people here and everything. 616 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,448 Well, just make yourselves at home. Just hang out. 617 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,007 Watch TV or something but, hey, don't touch the minibar. 618 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,727 OK? Because I already ate, like, a $10 box of Twizzlers. 619 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,729 You know what? You're being a very bad host. 620 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,245 All right, I'll be right back. 621 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,281 - (DOOR CLOSES) - We just got here! 622 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,361 Well, I can see I'm gonna have to clean out these gutters while we're here. 623 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,840 Fix that mailbox. 624 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,927 And what's with all the trash in the driveway? 625 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,440 Maybe you should just clean it up and not say anything, Walt. 626 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,570 Is that him? 627 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,241 Yep. 628 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,003 WALT: Look at his pants. 629 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,006 Hey! Hey, guys! Oh, man, I'm so sorry I'm late. 630 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,770 - Hey, Joan. - Hi, Perry. 631 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,210 - Hey, Walt. - Perry. 632 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,364 All right, I'm just gonna let you in, and... 633 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,448 - Oh, hey, let me get that for you. - Thank you. 634 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,005 You bet. 635 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,009 I only got a second. I gotta get back to work. 636 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,845 - (EXHALES) - Back to work. 637 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,328 If you use coasters, you wouldn't get marks on the table like this. 638 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,322 Oh, yeah, I tell Salome all the time but she doesn't always get it. 639 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,410 You know, I've been thinking. 640 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:22,081 Maybe I should take a crack at that playhouse out there. 641 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,167 - What do you mean? - Just spruce it up a little. 642 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,487 Make it look like an actual house. 643 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,208 Never mind. Maybe I shouldn't say anything. 644 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,091 - What are you talking about, Walt? - Nothing! 645 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,806 - Forget it. - You promised. 646 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,605 (SIGHS) Oh, you're right, Joanie. 647 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,330 (BOTH WHISPER) 648 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,251 So, please, try to be nice. 649 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,850 OK? 650 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,810 WALT: I-I don't mean to be critical, 651 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,646 but, you know, your effort is just kind of... 652 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,641 ...lacking. 653 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,650 - JOAN: Walt! - I think Salome likes the house. 654 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,491 He just means you didn't put your heart into it. 655 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,525 But that's OK. Not everyone is good at putting their heart into things. 656 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,961 I'm sorry I'm not a professional wood person. 657 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,689 I know. We can work on it together. 658 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,605 - You wanna help me? - That's a great idea. 659 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,291 You know, I-I... That is a great idea, but I have to... 660 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,402 - So we'll get dessert then. - (DOORBELL RINGS) 661 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,931 Yes! That's the whole... 662 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,168 - Coaster, please. - Yeah, hold on. 663 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,929 Hey, Pete. How you feeling? 664 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,849 I need... a drink. 665 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,531 Yes, you do. Uh, there's a little minibar right over there. 666 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,927 I like your glasses. Very much. 667 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,041 Hello? 668 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,811 Oh, hi. Uh, come on in, ladies. Make yourself at home. 669 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,281 You know, I-I... Seriously, I gotta get back to work. 670 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,561 Hi, guys. 671 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,084 Not now, Joan. We're in the middle of something. 672 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,725 I just wanna talk to Perry. 673 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,604 (SIGHS) Can't it wait? 674 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,610 Perry, you'll have to show us Salome's fancy new guitar. 675 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,281 Didn't you guys get her a new guitar for the talent show? 676 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,248 Oh, yeah, yeah, we did. 677 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,285 Well, where is it? 678 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,687 Uh... I got it. 679 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,081 WALT: He probably lost it. 680 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,531 No, I didn't lose it. 681 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,126 WALT: Well, then, where is it, Perry? 682 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,530 - (PHONE RINGS) - Um... 683 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,080 Can you guys gimme just one second? 684 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,569 Hey, are you coming back or what? 685 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,125 PERRY: Yeah, yeah. I'm coming back. 686 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,009 Hey, have you seen a guitar around there? 687 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,407 A guitar? Uh, I see no guitar. 688 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,602 PERRY: Are you sure? It's got, like, a dinosaur on it? 689 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,281 Um, I'm very sure I see no guitar, or a dinosaur. 690 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,606 Hey, I got a question for you. 691 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:37,044 Is it OK if we put in an order for room service? 692 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,161 Room service? 693 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,169 Yeah, maybe just a couple of simple things. 694 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,567 Maybe some... pizzas, some BLTs, kinda thing. 695 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,371 - PERRY: No, man. That shit's expensive. - Oh, yeah. 696 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,086 GARY: But the thing is, you know, we're very hungry. 697 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,690 Why didn't you eat before you came? 698 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,122 Because it's a birthday party. There's food at parties. 699 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,765 Are you sure we can't put an order in, 700 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,929 because the thing is I already placed one and everything. 701 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,408 PERRY: What? No, man! Call 'em back and cancel. 702 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,006 Uh, I don't think they allow you to do that, especially... 703 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,771 - GARY: They're delivering it right now. - Gary. 704 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,123 Sorry, man. We got hungry. 705 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,970 (SIGHS) Goddamnit, Gary. Don't do anything else. I'll be right back. 706 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,084 (SIGHS) 707 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,289 - Did you find the guitar, Perry? - Yeah, it's... 708 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,765 (EXHALES) 709 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,760 I know where it is. 710 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,928 Oh, shit. 711 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,761 The garbage was today. I didn't put it out. It... 712 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,245 I'll see ya. 713 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,281 WALT: Told you he lost it. 714 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,488 (SHOP BELL DINGS) 715 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,731 Hey, Denise, have you seen a guitar around here? 716 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:48,368 - I put it in the office. - Oh, my God. I thought I lost it. 717 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,289 DENISE: But Jake's having a meeting in there. 718 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,528 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 719 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,649 - Perry... - Hey, what's up? 720 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,966 What are you doing here? 721 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,731 I'm just looking for Salome's guitar. Have you seen it around? 722 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,605 Right over there. 723 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,288 Am I interrupting something? 724 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,643 No. No, man. Uh, we're just... we're just talking. 725 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,331 You remember Drew, our lawyer. 726 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,566 How you doing, Perry? 727 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,290 What are you guys talking about? 728 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,322 Uh... we were... 729 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,204 W-why don't you have a seat, Perry? 730 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:46,369 Uh... so... in your father's will, where he left you guys the business, 731 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,848 he also included a little provision 732 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,928 pertaining to your stake in the ownership. 733 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,970 What little provision? 734 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,410 Basically, if I feel like you're not pulling your weight, 735 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,684 I have the option of buying you out of the company. 736 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,286 - Buying me out? - Yeah. 737 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,481 What does that mean? 738 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,285 That means that you wouldn't work here anymore. 739 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,288 Or receive any of the profits. 740 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,410 Whoa, what would I do then? 741 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,726 And what does that mean for me? 742 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,407 Well, first of all, you'd get a nice chunk of money. 743 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,965 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 744 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,321 Uh, and then you'd have to find another job. 745 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,081 What if I don't feel like you're pulling your weight? 746 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,406 - Me? - You. 747 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,250 - I mean, that's not... - Well, it... 748 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,567 It doesn't seem like that's an option. I am pulling my weight. 749 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,047 If I may, gentlemen, uh, actually, 750 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,926 he didn't actually stipulate for Jake's weight. 751 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,241 Oh, my God. That figures. He always liked hanging out with you more anyway. 752 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,442 - That's not true. - I think it... 753 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,291 You know, it's just... Jake's older. 754 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,965 What? He's not older. 755 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,121 No, I'm younger. 756 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,805 Oh. Sorry. I... 757 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,644 I thought you... You seemed older. 758 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,006 Got it. Yeah, we got that. 759 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,521 You actually seemed younger, Perry, so... 760 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,484 No, dude, I'm the older brother. 761 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,002 He's the older brother. Uh, Drew, do you wanna give me a second with my brother? 762 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,088 - Sure. No problem. - Thank you, buddy. 763 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,168 - It was great to see you. - You too, guys. 764 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,329 Uh, just go upstairs, and I'll be up there in a second. All right. 765 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,602 (CHUCKLES) 766 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,606 (CLICKS TONGUE) 767 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,649 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 768 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,570 Are you thinking about buying me out of the family business? 769 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,843 Hold on a second, OK? I'm trying to help you. That's all I'm trying to do. 770 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,810 You're going to take it like I'm doing something personal to you, 771 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,961 and I'm not. 772 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,163 I just... I look at you, 773 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,681 and, you know, you remind me of one of those days 774 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,923 when it's rainy and sunny at the same time. 775 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,246 You know what I'm saying? 776 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,726 What are you talking about? 777 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,286 I'm talking about that I think you're confused, Perry. 778 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,050 I am not confused. 779 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,771 I think you're very, very, very confused. 780 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,530 I am not confused. 781 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,722 I like rainy sunny days. They're weird. 782 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,844 No, not rainy sunny days. I'm talking about a sunny rainy day. 783 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,325 What's the difference? 784 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,205 I'm talking about a day that's raining but there's bits of sun. 785 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,526 It's mostly sheets of rain. 786 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,166 You're confused, and you're confusing everyone around you. 787 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,726 Are you happy, are you sad? It's coming down... 788 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,086 Forget it. 789 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,081 Look... just be a regular day. 790 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,849 You know? Like everyone else. 791 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,325 I mean, I feel... 792 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,524 Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I feel like you're scared. 793 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,890 You're scared to live in the normal world like the rest of us. 794 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,240 You've always been like that. 795 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,283 Well, what am I supposed to say to Karen? 796 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,410 Don't worry about Karen. I talked to Karen. She supports this. 797 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,841 You talked to my wife about firing me? 798 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,770 I talked to your wife about her opinion, not about firing you. 799 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,008 I'm not firing you. Look, if you wanna do this... 800 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,561 - If you fully commit to the store... - No, no, no. 801 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,967 - You don't, right? - No, no. No, you're right. I don't. 802 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,327 Full heartedly commit to the hardware store... 803 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,681 No, whatever. I'm a rainy sunny day, Jake. 804 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,371 - No, you're a sunny rainy day. - I'm a sunny rainy day, Jake. 805 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,926 - Yes, you're confusing. - Whatever. I'm outta here. 806 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,281 You say you wanna do it, then you say you don't wanna. 807 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,606 - I'm outta here. - Perry... 808 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,841 I love you too. 809 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,564 Perry, come on. Don't do this. 810 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,051 PERRY: You're an asshole. 811 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,884 (SIGHS) Perry! 812 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,411 Perry! 813 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,531 Perry? 814 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,362 MAN: Perry! There he is. What's up, big man? What's up? 815 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,641 Hey. 816 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,285 I-I gotta... I gotta go. 817 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,721 Hey, what do you think? Snow blowers? Snow shovels? 818 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,769 - Yeah, what do you reckon? - I have no idea. 819 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,611 - You're gonna have to ask my brother. - Do you like poker? 820 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,484 - I don't really play poker. - You gotta play. 821 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,170 - It's easy. - You gotta play. 822 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,687 Guys, we... Honestly, we have nothing in common. 823 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,962 Well, we have everything in common. 824 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,686 - (CHUCKLES) Another way to look at it. - Yeah. 825 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,285 Our kids do everything together. 826 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,131 They go to school together, play together, do dance together. 827 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,049 - Overnights. - Overnights, birthdays. 828 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,322 - Soccer practice. - I see this guy 12 times a week. 829 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,807 You think I like him? I don't like him. He's a nerd. 830 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,046 I don't like him, either. 831 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,286 (SIGHS) Oh, man. 832 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,641 But we share a common bond. That's just the way it is. 833 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,767 I gotta go. 834 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,609 Yeah. 835 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,803 (HORN HONKS) 836 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:40,881 WOMAN: Perry! 837 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,122 - Hi again. - Hey. How's it going? 838 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,611 - You OK? - Not really. 839 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,849 Just running around right now, so... 840 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,648 - Oh, shit. - What? 841 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,804 - Oh, my God. That's Joan Jett. - Yeah, I know. 842 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,486 - No, no. It's Joan Jett right there. - That's why I'm here. 843 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,523 I'm her manager. She has a show tonight. 844 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,404 - What? - Yeah. 845 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,010 You didn't wanna lead with that earlier? 846 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,810 (LAUGHS) Hey, can I introduce you? 847 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,571 This is a really old friend of mine, Perry. 848 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,364 - Sure. - Oh, hey. How you doing? 849 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,170 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 850 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,123 - Pleasure to meet you, too. - Yeah. 851 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,163 My, uh, mother-in-law's name is Joan. 852 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,445 (CHRISTY CHUCKLES) 853 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,324 - Yeah. - Uh, we should get going. 854 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,805 - The car's outside. - OK. 855 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,570 - All right. - CHRISTY: See you, Perry. 856 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,449 - All right. - Say hi to your mother-in-law. 857 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,681 - (CHRISTY LAUGHS) - I will. 858 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,603 Oh, my God. "My mother-in-law's name is Joan?" 859 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,165 Jesus Christ. 860 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,561 Oh, Mr Miller. How are you enjoying your stay? 861 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,330 Yeah, uh, it's... 862 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,922 Great. Listen, I see you're carrying a guitar. 863 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,565 I just wanted to inform you 864 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,969 that the hotel has a strict no-party policy. 865 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,969 - Uh-huh. I'm not having a party. - Great. 866 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,323 Because if there is any damage done to that hotel room, 867 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,487 we will prosecute. 868 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,489 (SIGHS) OK, cool. 869 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,840 (LIFT BELL PINGS) 870 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,809 (RAUCOUS CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 871 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,405 MAN: What's up? 872 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,688 - (ROCK MUSIC BLASTS) - (DOG BARKS) 873 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,086 Oh, my God. 874 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,524 Finally, bro. 875 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,210 (RAUCOUS CHATTER) 876 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,921 (SHOUTS) Gary! 877 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,210 What the hell is going on here? 878 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,243 - What do you mean? - Who are all these people? 879 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,368 - Friends. - Whose friends? 880 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,687 People's friends. Friends of friends. I don't know. 881 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,842 So they're strangers, basically. 882 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,450 Well, not to each other. 883 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,804 You wanted to have a party. This is a party. Oh, look who's here. 884 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,445 Pete. 885 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,647 Oh, my God. 886 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,765 Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40. 887 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,251 Yeah, yeah, it happens, right? 888 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,647 Hey, Pete. How you doing? You got a hangover? 889 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,764 Yeah. It's good. I, uh, I concocted a remedy. 890 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,690 It's Scotch and tomato juice. 891 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,847 That sounds disgusting. 892 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,008 It's better if you use a really good Scotch, 893 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,844 which this is amazing shit. 894 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,041 Have you tried this? 895 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,367 Oh, my God! You drank the Scotch? 896 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,130 I had to. I had a hangover, man. 897 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,561 - Gary, what did I say? - I don't know. 898 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,125 I said don't drink the Scotch. 899 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,846 - Hey, I'm sorry. - Oh, you're sorry! Oh, great! 900 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,571 - My God. Everybody, shut up! - Hey! 901 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,926 Don't scream at everybody. 902 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,090 Dude, you'll freak everybody out. Calm down. Have a beer. 903 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,523 There we go. 904 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,884 So much nicer. How does that feel? 905 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,489 (GULPS) I need a nap. 906 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,443 Hey, you know, you've really changed. 907 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,490 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 908 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,682 You're just no fun anymore. 909 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,771 (DOOR CLOSES) 910 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,682 (GUITAR MUSIC) 911 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,361 Perry? 912 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,482 (MUSIC AND CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 913 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,401 (WHISPERS) Perry? 914 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,164 Perry. Wake up. 915 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,805 What's happening? 916 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,001 Hi. 917 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,769 How's your birthday going? 918 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,201 - Oh, man, it sucks ass. - (CHUCKLES) 919 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,966 (GROANS) What time is it? 920 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,445 It's about 5:30. 921 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:55,885 Is it still going on? 922 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,765 Oh, yeah. There's, like, 100 people out there. 923 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,201 - (GROANS) Oh, God. - How long have you been sleeping? 924 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,527 I don't know. Like a couple of hours or something. 925 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,131 (SIGHS) 926 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,883 Oh, my God. My neck. 927 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,968 What? 928 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,162 - Let me rub it for you. - No... 929 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,650 Oh... That's awesome. 930 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,649 I brought you something. 931 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,966 Happy birthday. 932 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,921 What is this? 933 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,884 It's, uh, tickets for Joan's show tonight. 934 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,081 No way! Really? 935 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,851 Yeah. With backstage passes. 936 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,088 - Oh, yeah. - You should come and hang out with me. 937 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,730 - Yeah. - Yeah. 938 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,486 So, how are things? How's your life? How have you been? 939 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,241 Things? Thing... things are... Things are good. 940 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,486 - Yeah? - Yeah. 941 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,800 That's good. 942 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:59,050 I mean, it seems a little weird you got this really nice hotel room, 943 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,322 and there's a bunch of people out there partying, 944 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,124 but you're in here taking a nap. 945 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,967 - (SIGHS) - So... what's really going on? 946 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,527 Oh, I don't know. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 947 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,610 - Yeah? - Yeah. 948 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,287 I don't know. Like, I think I'm going through some kinda like, 949 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,761 mid-life freak-out or something. 950 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,006 Hmm. 951 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:31,286 Yeah, it's, like, I'm just thinking about the path not taken. 952 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,526 Hmm. 953 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,405 Like what? 954 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,007 (SIGHS) Oh, just stupid shit. 955 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,446 Like... 956 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,090 How we should have never signed that stupid record deal. 957 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,931 It's like I put everything I had into that record, 958 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,202 and they just totally dumped it. 959 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,810 Yeah. 960 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,766 They did. 961 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,882 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 962 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,404 I really loved that record, though. 963 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,040 Really? 964 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,245 I thought it was really great. 965 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,690 Wow. Thanks. 966 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,002 I think about you a lot. 967 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,206 - Really? - Yeah. 968 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,966 I knew it was your birthday. 969 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,607 I didn't know it was today exactly, but I always know this time of year, 970 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,927 when the weather changes. 971 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,605 Always reminds me. 972 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,564 What do you think about? 973 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,728 I think you're my path not taken. 974 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,761 (CHUCKLES) 975 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,729 - Get outta town! - (LAUGHS) 976 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,285 - Really? - Yeah. 977 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,162 We had so much fun together. 978 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,686 You just have this really great way of sort of making everything... 979 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,886 ...really exciting, 980 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,607 and each moment always just felt so alive, and... 981 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,170 Nah, I'm not like that anymore. 982 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,725 Yeah, you are. 983 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,245 You are. I can tell. 984 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,647 I don't know, I don't know. 985 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,242 I loved how you'd always play me your songs first. 986 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600 (CHUCKLES) 987 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,927 I always got to be the first person to hear 'em. 988 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,560 - Mm-hm. - (SIGHS) 989 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,520 (SIGHS) Oh, my gosh. That was a long time ago. 990 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,801 Mmm. 991 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,324 Do you still write music? 992 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,649 Yeah, sometimes. When I'm not totally exhausted. 993 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,885 You smell the same. 994 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,409 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Christy... - Yeah? 995 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,686 I can't go there. 996 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,970 I-I can't go there. I'm... 997 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,687 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. 998 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,649 (PERRY SIGHS) 999 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,683 Do you wanna, like, hear a new song? 1000 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,681 (CHRISTY SIGHS) 1001 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,888 - I have a new song. - Really? 1002 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,246 Really. 1003 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,806 - OK. - OK, one sec. 1004 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,444 (SIGHS) Capo. 1005 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,405 (EXHALES) All right. 1006 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,688 I don't know what I'm doing, but here we go. 1007 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,004 (STRUMS GUITAR) 1008 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:04,601 the city of shining light 1009 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,923 1010 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:14,770 the buried treasure behind 1011 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,769 1012 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,324 1013 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,644 1014 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,841 1015 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,522 1016 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:47,890 if you saw a shooting star 1017 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,001 (PHONE TRILLS) 1018 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,811 1019 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:59,685 1020 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,485 1021 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,250 1022 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,010 (PHONE TRILLS) 1023 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,646 - I... - Just ignore that. 1024 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,000 - I'm sorry, - You got a text. 1025 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,090 I know, but it's... stupid. Just don't even... Honestly... 1026 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,481 - We can do this another time. - I'm sorry about that. 1027 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,080 - Don't be silly. - No, please, come on. 1028 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,680 - No, it's cool. - No, Perry. I swear I loved it. 1029 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,922 - No, it's all right. - I loved it. Please finish. 1030 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,611 - Yeah, it's all good. - I feel like Joan would really love it. 1031 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,728 I would love to play this song for her. 1032 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,481 (DOOR OPENS) 1033 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,005 Dude, wake up. 1034 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,564 - I am awake. - Good news. The band is gonna play. 1035 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,047 - Really? - Yeah. We're setting up right now. 1036 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,611 (DOOR CLOSES) 1037 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,646 Holy shit. 1038 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,641 GARY: Two, two, two. Hey. 1039 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,806 Thanks for coming, you guys. 1040 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,126 Uh, where's Perry? 1041 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,521 Where's Perry? Perry, get out of that bedroom! 1042 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,251 - (GUESTS CHEER) - Do you wanna hear some music? Yeah! 1043 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,761 I know, very important to get your rest these days. 1044 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,241 There's a handicapped ramp over here if you wanna... 1045 00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,566 (LAUGHTER) 1046 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,047 My friend here had the audacity 1047 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,521 to turn 40 today. 1048 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,642 - (CHEERING) - GARY: Four zero. 1049 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,850 Oh! Timber! 1050 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,166 (LAUGHTER) 1051 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,523 This guy, you know, we love him. I love him. He's the best. 1052 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,530 He's got a new job. He's, uh... What is it you're doing right now? 1053 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,042 You're changing baby diapers and filling up baby bottles? 1054 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,764 - (LAUGHTER) - I'm telling you... 1055 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,770 This guy, I am a witness to this, he was a lunatic. 1056 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,689 He was nuts. He was crazy. 1057 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,484 All right, this guy right here 1058 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,046 was rock and roll to the core. 1059 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,766 - Still am! - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 1060 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,086 Yeah! 1061 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,168 - (LAUGHTER) - You're looking good, though. 1062 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,520 Come on, man. Let's do this. 1063 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,770 You can see wrinkles up close. See that? 1064 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,922 MAN: Wait! He needs his guitar! 1065 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:48,203 What's that? Oh, we have a guitar on its way here. What is this? 1066 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,641 Hold on, man. That's my daughter's guitar. Be careful. 1067 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,529 GARY: What is it? Oh, oh, I'm so... 1068 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,204 Yes, we've got children's music for you today. 1069 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,685 - A dinosaur. - (LAUGHTER) 1070 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,928 Easy. That's my daughter's guitar, man. Come on. 1071 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,208 Rock and roll, dinosaur! 1072 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,691 Gary, come on, man. 1073 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,802 (LAUGHS) Sit, sit there, man. 1074 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,730 Pull up a chair for him so he can see... I want him to see the band. 1075 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,003 Uh, I am looking for Señor Newt. 1076 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,929 Newt, where are you? Ah, there he is. 1077 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,202 - (GUESTS CHEER) - Come up here! 1078 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,443 Yeah, let's do this. 1079 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,686 Shut up! 1080 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,609 What's going on? Who the hell is this guy? 1081 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,370 That's Newt. 1082 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,767 Is he... is he in the band? 1083 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,924 Yeah, he's in the band. You're not gonna want to stand there, buddy. 1084 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,849 - When did this happen? - Are you kidding? 1085 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,440 - I'm not in the band? - You haven't been in the band. 1086 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,484 - Get off the stage, old man! - Shut up! Get out of my room! 1087 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,927 (CHEERING) 1088 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,202 (ROCK MUSIC BLASTS) 1089 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,931 (NEWT SINGS INDISTINCTLY) 1090 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,404 My daughter's guitar! 1091 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,042 - (GRUNTS) - (CHEERING) 1092 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,282 (GRUNTS) 1093 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,721 Out. 1094 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,888 (BAND STOPS PLAYING) 1095 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,490 In an orderly fashion. 1096 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,167 - Get out, get out. - You're a communist! Get off me! 1097 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,886 RUPERT: The party is over. Everybody out! 1098 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,526 I told you, no party. 1099 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,051 Get him in his bedroom. 1100 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,920 Get them into the bedroom. 1101 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,565 The cops are on their way. 1102 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,445 KAREN: Salome! Come on, babe. We're gonna be late. 1103 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,642 - I'm right here, Mom. - Oh. Good. 1104 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:26,921 Where's Dad at? 1105 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,606 I don't know, hon. I've been having trouble getting hold of him. 1106 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,690 - Well, can I call him? - Yes, sure. In the car. 1107 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,564 Come on, guys. Mom, Dad... 1108 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,205 (CYMBALS CRASH) 1109 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,924 GARY: What is your problem? 1110 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,930 You say you wanna have a party, and then when it happens, 1111 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,485 you're all bent out of shape. 1112 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,371 Well, maybe if you'd invited some people I know, Gary... 1113 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,524 What? You think I wanted to spend my entire Tuesday 1114 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,802 organizing a birthday party? 1115 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,888 I mean, I wake up to your voicemails. 1116 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,287 You're all fired up, ready to go, 1117 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,680 ready to burn down the city, 1118 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,451 so I drop everything for you. 1119 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,128 I gotta say, it's very typical of you. 1120 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,486 What do you mean, typical? 1121 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,887 This is just what you do. 1122 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:11,522 I mean, just... I should have learned my lesson years ago, 1123 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,085 when you walked out on the band. 1124 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:17,205 - I did not walk out on the band. - You know you did. 1125 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,483 I did not walk out on the band. Are you kidding me? 1126 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,090 What, what was it then? 1127 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,009 - Gary, I had a kid. - Mm-hm. 1128 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,805 We were having a baby, man. We had to take a break. 1129 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,207 - It was just a hiatus. - It was a hiatus? 1130 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,527 - Yeah. - Gimme a break. 1131 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,608 How long is that hiatus? Forever? 1132 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,320 You remember the tour? 1133 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,967 Right? With Mudhoney. You remember that? 30 cities. 1134 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,402 I mean, that would have been huge for us. It was all lined up. 1135 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,401 I mean, do you ever think about what that could have led to? 1136 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,161 Every day. 1137 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,288 Yeah. A million things. 1138 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,368 You know, we could have been touring right now. 1139 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,490 I mean, we struggled for how many years together? 1140 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,482 You know, I put my heart and soul into the band. 1141 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:11,526 And... 1142 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,011 ...I was counting on you. 1143 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,523 I don't know. I guess I just never understood the whole kid thing. 1144 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,409 (DOOR OPENS) 1145 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,523 You can go. 1146 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,726 Gary... 1147 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,204 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. 1148 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,407 It's OK. I'm over it. 1149 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,807 - Do you want these tickets? - To what? 1150 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,001 Joan Jett. 1151 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,566 I can't go. I got a talent show to go to for my kid. 1152 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,683 Hell, yes! Thank you very much. 1153 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,922 - Yeah. - Yeah, we should play some time. 1154 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,281 Just get together and jam. 1155 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,084 Yeah, man. It's all I wanna do anyway. 1156 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,487 Yeah, that's so great. Come on. Let's go. 1157 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,080 You're free. Oh, not you, Mr Miller. 1158 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,326 - Cuff him. - Yep. 1159 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,681 - What? You gotta be kidding me. - Turn around. 1160 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,040 I... (SIGHS) 1161 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,964 Can you at least get my cell phone out? 1162 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,929 I warned you, Mr Miller. 1163 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,811 - Have a seat. - (SIGHS) 1164 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,206 I gotta call my wife. 1165 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,210 - Dude, I need to make a call. - Wait here. 1166 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,004 (SIGHS) 1167 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,645 I need to call my wife. 1168 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,402 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 1169 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,646 - (PHONE RINGS) - PERRY: God! 1170 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,444 I gotta call my wife! 1171 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,566 Perry, call me. This is ridiculous. We need the guitar. 1172 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,126 Get over here. Where is the...? 1173 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,601 Hi. Excuse me. Could you tell me when Salome Miller is? 1174 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,801 Uh, seventh. 1175 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,810 Seventh. Cou... Could she go last? 1176 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,082 - Yeah, sure. - OK. Great. Thank you. 1177 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,282 We're on last. Last but not least. 1178 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,841 - Are you OK, Mom? - Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm... 1179 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,171 Maybe I'm a little nervous but it's just because I'm so proud of you. 1180 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,089 It's not because Dad's not here? 1181 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,804 No. No. 1182 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,482 Come on. Shit! 1183 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,131 - Well, I'll be damned. - Dean! 1184 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,090 I heard "Perry Miller" on my radio, and I thought it might be you. 1185 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,851 (SIGHS) Man, I'm so stupid. 1186 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,440 I had a party. It got out of hand. 1187 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,528 Stupid, that's right. Let me go talk to him. 1188 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,331 Wait, wait, wait. Can you get my pho...? Oh! 1189 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,922 Ten minutes, you guys. Ten minutes. 1190 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,087 Ten minutes? 1191 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,323 You know what? I'm gonna go back to the car and get your dad's guitar. 1192 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,562 Just in case, OK? I'll be right back. 1193 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,648 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 1194 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,690 OK, Miller. 1195 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,090 All right, Perry. 1196 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,487 Oh... thanks, Dean. 1197 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,807 Don't thank me. 1198 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,685 Thank this nice gentleman here for showing you some compassion. 1199 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,051 - Thanks, Rupert. - Happy birthday, Mr Miller. 1200 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:56,650 Talent show. 1201 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,921 Oh, man, thank you so much for getting me out of that. 1202 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,281 Oh, they're gonna send you a bill for the damages. 1203 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,805 - I'm screwed. - Yep. 1204 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,126 CHRISTY: Perry? 1205 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,645 Perry! 1206 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,125 Oh, hey, Christy. 1207 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,805 What's going on? Are you OK? 1208 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,083 - DEAN: Perry. - Oh, it's fine. He's a friend of mine. 1209 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,326 Oh. 1210 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:21,162 Salome, hey. OK. Break legs. Mwah! 1211 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,130 (SIGHS) 1212 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,321 - I can't stop thinking about that song. - DEAN: Perry. 1213 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:31,286 I really love it, and I really want Joan to hear it. Could you play it for her? 1214 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,171 Perry... it's startin', man. 1215 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,802 I-I gotta go. I cannot miss this. 1216 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,642 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 1217 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,922 (SIREN WAILS) 1218 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,928 (CLASSICAL MUSIC) 1219 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,284 (KAREN SIGHS) 1220 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,925 (WHISPERS) Sorry I'm late. 1221 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,410 (WHISPERS) Where have you been? 1222 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,284 Has she gone up yet? 1223 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,811 She's up next. 1224 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,050 Where's the new guitar? 1225 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,650 (WHISPERS) Perry? 1226 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,963 - Does she have my old one? - I can't believe you. 1227 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,048 (APPLAUSE) 1228 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,602 (BABY BABBLES) 1229 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,085 (STRUMS GUITAR) 1230 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,929 Hey, my name is Salome Miller, 1231 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,611 and this is a song that my dad taught me. 1232 01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,609 I think because it's about him, so... 1233 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,125 1234 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:19,207 1235 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:24,488 1236 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,324 1237 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,401 1238 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:38,682 1239 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:46,600 1240 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:51,529 1241 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,410 1242 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,411 1243 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,241 1244 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,805 1245 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:12,324 1246 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,480 (APPLAUSE) 1247 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,290 - PERRY: In we go! - (SALOME LAUGHS) 1248 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,326 SALOME: Go! 1249 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1250 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,044 - KAREN: Are you happy with it? - SALOME: Yeah. 1251 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,685 KAREN: I'm proud of you. 1252 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,564 It was fun. 1253 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,808 I love watching you play. I love you. 1254 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,649 Can I come in? 1255 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,764 Oh, look... it's Mr Forgetful. 1256 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,564 Oh, yeah. 1257 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:51,570 Mmm, in case you can't remember, your name is Perry Miller, 1258 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,251 and this is your house and this is your daughter's bedroom. 1259 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,566 I feel terrible. 1260 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,961 OK. 1261 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,923 (KISSES SALOME) 1262 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,447 - (MOUTHS) Sorry. - (SIGHS) 1263 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:12,965 Great song, kiddo. 1264 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,450 It was all right. 1265 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,287 All right? 1266 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,448 I'm so proud of you. 1267 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,927 I'm really sorry about the guitar. 1268 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:33,565 It really sucked, Dad. 1269 01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,001 I told all my friends about the new guitar. 1270 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,326 You did? 1271 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,566 (PERRY SIGHS) 1272 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,764 Well, just to let you know, I'm not unsatisfied. 1273 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,411 Sometimes you're just not there, like this morning. 1274 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,007 I was late to school because you were, like, playing your guitar. 1275 01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:57,648 And... you always say we're supposed to support each other in this family. 1276 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,330 (SIGHS) You're right. 1277 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,725 I let you down. 1278 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,247 But you know what? It'll never happen again, OK? 1279 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,960 Look at me. Serious. 1280 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,650 It will never happen again. 1281 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,807 OK. 1282 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,250 By the way, how was, uh, Career Day? 1283 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,089 I just said you were in a band. 1284 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,961 Really? 1285 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,684 (EXHALES) I'm not really in a band anymore. 1286 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,284 - Unless you wanna start a band with me. - Really? 1287 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,640 Hell, yeah. 1288 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,084 But I don't have a guitar. 1289 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,361 Oh, yeah. 1290 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,083 Well, we'll figure something out. 1291 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,846 OK. I might be in a band with you. 1292 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,843 (CHUCKLES) Cool! 1293 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,484 Hey, by the way, how pissed is Mom? 1294 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,970 About a six or a seven. 1295 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,445 That's it? 1296 01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,642 I think she's just glad you made it. 1297 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,121 (EXHALES) Yeah. Me, too. 1298 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,084 - Are we cool? - Yeah. 1299 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,009 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1300 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,207 OK. 1301 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,325 All right, get some sleep, OK? 1302 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,720 OK. 1303 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,891 Wow. 1304 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,449 Big improvement on mine. 1305 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,404 Really big improvement. 1306 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,968 - What do you think? - It's really cool, man. 1307 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,161 Good job, Dad. 1308 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,049 Well, look inside. 1309 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,606 - KAREN: Oh, I love it! - Wow! This is amazing. 1310 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,921 It's pretty good. 1311 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,769 But it's not finished yet. 1312 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,564 I'm sorry about the guitar. I know you're pissed. I don't blame you. 1313 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,766 Oh, you don't blame me? 1314 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,445 No. 1315 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,562 (LAUGHS) Well, thank you, Perry! 1316 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,207 Thank you for not blaming me for you losing the guitar. 1317 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,765 (CHUCKLES) 1318 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,086 Did Jake talk to you about me? 1319 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:19,531 He always talks about you. 1320 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,449 No, but did you know he was gonna fire me? 1321 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:22,925 'Cause he fired me. 1322 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,765 Yeah. Yeah, he did say something. 1323 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,688 Yeah, and I... and I thought it was a good idea. 1324 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,689 You know, get you out from under the store. 1325 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,121 So you guys were, like, talking about me? 1326 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,767 No, I mean, I guess, you know, sort of. 1327 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,441 Maybe... I mean... I mean maybe a little bit, you know, 1328 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,211 but... Perry, you hate that job. 1329 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,489 Now you can do something that inspires you. 1330 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,080 It sucks you guys were talking about me. 1331 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,924 No. No, no, no, no. 1332 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,530 It was a brief phone call. 1333 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,450 He said he would discuss it with you. I didn't know he would do it today. 1334 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,688 I thought he would wait until after your birthday. 1335 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,850 Well, he did it today, on my birthday. 1336 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,005 - Today is not your birthday. - (PERRY CHUCKLES) 1337 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:13,170 Karen, I hate to break it to you but today is my birthday, 1338 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,645 and you forgot. 1339 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,683 I'm not even mad. I don't know. I mean... 1340 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:21,203 I guess I did kinda flip out, and I feel bad about that. 1341 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,367 - I spent a few thousand dollars. - What? 1342 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,922 I know, I think I'm going through some kind of mid-life crisis or something. 1343 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,247 Normally I wouldn't even care if you forgot my birthday. 1344 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,168 Today is not your birthday. Today is the 16th. 1345 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,248 Tomorrow is your birthday. 1346 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,011 What? No, it's not. 1347 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,084 Didn't we talk about it was Salome's talent show 1348 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,129 was on the same day as my birthday? 1349 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,730 We had that conversation. 1350 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:51,327 Yes, because originally it was, but then they had to move it back a night, 1351 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,966 because there's a PTA thing at the school tomorrow night. 1352 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:58,051 Today is the 16th. Tomorrow is your birthday. 1353 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,570 - Oh, shit. - You spent a few thousand dollars? 1354 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,800 - On what? - A hotel room and stuff. 1355 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,885 - (SIGHS) - Look, I'm sorry. 1356 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,724 You're lucky Jake is giving you some money. 1357 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,604 - Karen, wait! - (DOOR CLOSES) 1358 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,045 - (SIGHS) - (THUNDER RUMBLES) 1359 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:43,007 TED: You can't play if you don't know the rules. 1360 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,090 - You don't know the rules. - I know all of the rules. 1361 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,487 - This happens every single week. - PERRY: Hey, guys. 1362 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,045 DEAN: Somebody said something. 1363 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,243 - I didn't hear anything. - Guys, down here. 1364 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,691 - TED: Hey. - PERRY: Hey. 1365 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,610 - What are you doing in there? - Just thinking. 1366 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,121 We were wondering if you're up for a little poker. 1367 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:04,080 Uh, not tonight, man. I-I got a little family issue I gotta take care of. 1368 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,123 - Fallout from today? - PERRY: Yeah. 1369 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,288 Hey, thanks for bailing me out, by the way. 1370 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,482 No, man, it was easy. 1371 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:13,166 - Hey, but next week I'm in. - Oh, you're in? 1372 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,851 Yeah, I'm in. I'm in the Dads' Group. If you'll still have me. 1373 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,689 Yeah, yeah. We accept criminals. 1374 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,325 Yeah, we'll make an exception. 1375 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,689 Good to have you aboard, sir. 1376 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,603 - TED: He's in the group now. - DEAN: Yeah, let's go get some donuts. 1377 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,724 - TED: How many are we gonna get? - JOE: I like that little house. 1378 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,605 DEAN: What do you think about that doo-wop group? Anybody? 1379 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:41,731 Hey, it's the birthday boy! 1380 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,844 Hey, Walt. Karen go to bed? 1381 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,445 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah. 1382 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,289 She was all fired up. 1383 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,528 Sounds like you're in the doghouse. 1384 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,007 - Yeah. - You want a drink? 1385 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,003 Um, yeah, sure. Why not? 1386 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,165 You know, Perry, I'm a little hard on you sometimes. 1387 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,008 But I just want you to know 1388 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,323 I really appreciate how much you love and care for my daughter. 1389 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,244 Thanks, Walt. 1390 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,880 Yeah, I think I screwed up pretty big this time. 1391 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,843 Have you apologized to her? 1392 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,761 Oh, yeah. 1393 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,120 Hmm. 1394 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,046 Then I'll tell you what you do. 1395 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:31,807 You go upstairs, and tell her you're sleeping on the couch. 1396 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,002 You just grab your pillow and say, 1397 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:38,131 "Hey, honey, I'm sorry. I'll just give you a little space." 1398 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,044 "I'll sleep on the couch tonight." 1399 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,611 (WHISPERS) I don't wanna sleep on the couch. 1400 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,722 Don't worry, you won't have to. 1401 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,446 She'll forgive you on the spot. 1402 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,800 Trust me. 1403 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,888 I've done it a thousand times. 1404 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:00,370 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1405 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,000 Hey. 1406 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,408 You know, I was thinking, um... 1407 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,971 Maybe I should sleep on the couch tonight. 1408 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,411 The couch? 1409 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:18,326 Yeah, I figured I'd give you your space, and... just grab my pillow. 1410 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,009 Sleep on the couch. 1411 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,808 Did my dad tell you to say that? 1412 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:26,727 No. 1413 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,046 Hmm. 1414 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,286 Sounds like something my dad would say. 1415 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,606 Yeah, he did. 1416 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,881 Hmm. Well, that's not gonna work with me, so enjoy the couch. 1417 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,000 All right. 1418 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,370 (SIGHS) 1419 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,000 How's the couch? 1420 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,401 Sucks. 1421 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,249 (SIGHS) 1422 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,566 I'm sorry. 1423 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:47,920 You think this is something we could look back on and laugh about someday? 1424 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,363 I have to be mad first. 1425 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,050 How long is that gonna take? 1426 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,366 Long. 1427 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,008 So this means I get a free pass, right? 1428 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:04,044 A freak-out pass if I ever decide to go off the deep end? 1429 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:07,371 Sure. You can freak out if you want to. 1430 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:09,289 Just let me know in advance. 1431 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,841 You don't want the whole house to burn down, do you? 1432 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,365 You know what freaks me out? 1433 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,205 We're parents. Us. 1434 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,611 - Parents. - (CHUCKLES) 1435 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,051 I know. It's, like, really weird, right? 1436 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:29,528 For their entire lives... 1437 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,603 ...we're gonna be their mom and dad. 1438 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,641 And when they go off to college, 1439 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,091 and they think about home... 1440 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,847 they're gonna think about us. 1441 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,088 And when they get older and have kids... 1442 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,244 ...we're gonna be these wise old grandparents. 1443 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,682 But the truth is we're not wise. 1444 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:56,127 We're just a couple of people who met on the subway. 1445 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,004 We're not parents. 1446 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,441 (CHUCKLES) You are. You're good at it. 1447 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,210 You're, like, Mom 101. 1448 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,971 - I'm just making stuff up. - No, you're not. 1449 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,811 No, I'm just acting like a mom, so they'll let me be in charge. 1450 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,445 Well, that's smart. 1451 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,011 That's what makes you a natural. 1452 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:16,044 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, I'm glad it looks that way. 1453 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,401 You know, you don't have to freak out, babe. 1454 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:22,926 OK. 1455 01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,085 Neither do you. 1456 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,607 I don't want you to take this the wrong way. 1457 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,160 But do you wanna watch House Hunters and get it on? 1458 01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,208 How am I supposed to take that? 1459 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,490 Just 'cause it's your 40th birthday. 1460 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,444 Is that because you love me? Because I love you. 1461 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,210 I might love you. 1462 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,731 Well, you have to, because we have two kids. 1463 01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,367 Perry, you have two kids. I have three. 1464 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:03,126 What? What you talking about? You talking about me? 1465 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,848 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1466 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,210 SALOME: Dad? 1467 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,322 (HAIRDRYER WHIRS) 1468 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,486 (HAIRDRYER STOPS) 1469 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,045 (STAMPING) 1470 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,641 - BOY: Dad! - SALOME: Dad! 1471 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,762 Hey! What's up, homie? 1472 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,729 How you doing? 1473 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,207 Oh, that's it! Who's a big boy! 1474 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,325 PERRY: All right. Let's go. 1475 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,290 the city of shining light 1476 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,970 Hold on, be right back. 1477 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,488 1478 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:52,929 the buried treasure behind 1479 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,686 1480 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,804 1481 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,880 1482 01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:11,844 1483 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:19,522 1484 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:27,811 if you saw a shooting star 1485 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,720 1486 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:38,642 of the earth and afar 1487 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,521 A guitar! 1488 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:43,126 1489 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,801 All right. What do you guys wanna listen to, The Beatles? 1490 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,203 - No, I wanna listen to Dad's band. - Me too! Les Skunks! 1491 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,641 - Really? - Yeah. I want you to play Devil's Kind. 1492 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,006 I love that song. 1493 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,568 She listens to it all the time. 1494 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:57,767 All right! 1495 01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,609 Les Skunks it is! 1496 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,926 Yeah! 1497 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,770 Happy birthday. 1498 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,360 (BABY BABBLES)